Perverted Creeper...NOT!!!

Two years ago, two schoolgirls in San Jose accused a Physical Education teacher of being a "Perv and a Creeper", but today the truth has been set free. After a two year long lawsuit, the Phy. Ed teacher has been cleared of all charges and awarded compensatory damages of $362,653. When the jury announced the verdict, a smile broke on John Fischler's face.  "I'm grateful the jury was able to see through the smoke screen and the truth came out." Fischler said during an iterview.  "There's always going to be a scar. But the jury saw through the deception." Moral of the story is, childhood obesity is running rampant in america because all gym teachers are evil.  









http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_24535161/jury-finds-girls-parents-liable-calling-teacher-perv

This was most likely an accident

3 years ago, a UK spy was found dead, shoved into a small gym bag. Realistically, we all know spies don't just day, but apparently Scotland Yard thinks it was most likely an accident. I mean, c'mon? Who wouldn't lock themselves in a bag naked in the middle of the family room of their London flat? It seems logical, so it must be an accident right? Moral of the story? Have Life alert.


http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/13/mi6-spy-dead-bag-locked-himself-gareth-williams

Gran Turismo 6

The Gran Turismo franchise prides itself on being a "Driving Simulator" rather than a racing game. With their newest release, Gran Turismo 6, they have gotten even closer to their goal. Now, once you purchase the game, you can install a certain app. This isn't an ordinary app, not in the least. You can go for a drive in your car and the app will record your movement and create a drive-able track in the game. Never before has this been done. The closest we have come, is designing a track in game. This process was painstaking to say the least. Moral of the story? Buy Sony.


http://www.gran-turismo.com/us/products/gt6/