Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Swiss Sanctions

Due to the North Korea's hostile intentions of late, Kim Jong Un decided to build a ski resort. Now, some of you may be thinking, "He's an idiot!" Those of you with that mindset would, in fact, be incorrect. Naturally, after nearly waging nuclear war, the first thing to do would be to build a ski resort. Kim Jong Un has set this to be nation's number one priority. Unfortunately, the hermit nation lacks the technology needed to build ski lifts, which has set them back a wee bit in their production stage. Due to the dictator's love of skiing, North Korea decided to ask Switzerland to buy some of their ski lifts. They said no. Moral of the story, Switzerland is "intolerably mocking of the social system and the people of the DPRK and is a serious human rights abuser that politicizes sports and discriminates against the Koreans."



http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/10/07/north-korea-calls-switzerlands-refusal-to-sell-it-ski-lifts-a-serious-human-rights-abuse/

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